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Recruit • Worship • Prophet

Build a cult. Recruit Confused Neighbours. Spread absurd prophecy. Worship the Orb. Ascend to Sainthood.

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Your growing congregation awaits

Confused Neighbour

Confused Neighbour

Crystal Believer

Crystal Believer

Prophecy Scribe

Prophecy Scribe

Essential Oil Prophet

Essential Oil Prophet

Wellness Influencer

Wellness Influencer

Garage Shaman

Garage Shaman

Astrology Devotee

Astrology Devotee

Manifestation Bro

Manifestation Bro

Tarot Karen

Tarot Karen

Retired Vicar

Retired Vicar

Bark Reader

Bark Reader

Moon Gardener

Moon Gardener

Mushroom Mystic

Mushroom Mystic

Crypto Cultist

Crypto Cultist

Discord Prophet

Discord Prophet

Quantum Healer

Quantum Healer

Void Navigator

Void Navigator

Quantum Duck

Quantum Duck

Why Join the Orb?

The Orb did not create the universe. But it's not NOT saying that either.

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Idle Cult Building
Recruit believers, assign managers, and watch your Devotion Points roll in — even while you sleep. The Orb demands passive income.
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Absurdist Prophecy
Draw sacred prophecy cards. Complete ridiculous missions. Earn Prophecy Fragments to unlock deeper mysteries of the Orb.
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Speed Boosts & Power-Ups
Spend crystals to supercharge your cultists. 2× cycle speed. Stack boosts. Watch Tarot Karen generate DP at an unholy pace.
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Transcendence & Prestige
Reach Sainthood. Transcend reality. Reset your cult for permanent multipliers and unlock entirely new tiers of enlightenment.
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Cult Raids
Send your followers to infiltrate rival cults. Win sacred relics. Lose with dignity. The Orb respects a good effort.
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Secret Easter Eggs
The Sacred Duck watches. Hidden avatars, secret mechanics, and mysteries the Orb has not yet chosen to reveal.

How It Works

1

Hear the Orb's Call

Create your cult. The Orb speaks to you. Your first confused neighbour already believes — they just don't know why.

2

Recruit Believers

Buy cultists from the Confused Neighbour all the way to the Retired Vicar. Each generates Devotion Points on their own cycle.

3

Automate with Managers

Hire Karen from Number 12 and the Chakra Chad. They'll keep collecting DP while you focus on the important things — like prophecy.

4

Transcend & Ascend

Reach Sainthood. Transcend. Unlock new compounds, new followers, new dimensions of the Orb. Repeat forever. The Orb is eternal.

The Congregation Speaks

Real words from real believers (results may vary, Devotion Points not redeemable for goods or services)

★★★★★

"I came for the crystals. I stayed because the Orb told me to. My Essential Oil Prophet is now generating 396 DP per cycle and honestly it feels spiritual."

Believer
CrystalMoonEnergy88
Level 4 Devotee · Compound The Sacred Grove
★★★★★

"I unlocked the Quantum Healer last week and had to lie down. The lore is unhinged in the best possible way. 10/10 would join cult again."

Believer
FragmentCollector99
Saint · Prestige III
★★★★★

"My Retired Vicar generates 10.2k DP per cycle. I have 50 of them. I have transcended three times. I no longer question the Orb."

Believer
HighProphetOfThings
High Prophet · Prestige VI
The Orb

The Orb Awaits

Thousands of believers have already heard the call. Your confused neighbour is waiting. The crystals will not spend themselves.

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